oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

buttermilkqueen:

i dont even know who i have on skype anymore like

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(Source: beeblejuice)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

(Source: gaysavior)

trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

trash-pile:

i’m rebloggin this because it looks like a cute family photo where everyone is wearing a matching sweater and they all look uncomfortable 

(Source: wildpens)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork)

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

copyrlght:

when you try your best

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but you dont succeed

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(Source: captainwright)

smarttho:

if you ever feel sad and lonely just remember you can always count on your calculator

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you