SOCIALLY AWKWARD IS NOT TRIPPING OVER YOUR OWN FEET AND THEN GIGGLING AND SAYING “OH I’M SO AWKWARD.” SOCIALLY AWKWARD IS NOT BEING CAPABLE OF SPEAKING TO OTHERS, BECAUSE YOU ARE OVERWHELMED BY THE FEAR OF BEING JUDGED FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO. EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

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thecraziethewizard:

by Jeremiah Probodanu

  1. Camera: Nikon D3100
  2. Aperture: f/5.3
  3. Exposure: 1/20th
  4. Focal Length: 40mm

This #tea is doing nothing. I need more #caffeine but I don’t drink #coffee. #whatdo?

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

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  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

crystalclit:

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

she was just evil for the sake of being evil i love it.

crystalclit:

punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

she was just evil for the sake of being evil i love it.

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hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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ridge:

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

fuckyeah1990s:

i need to play this again soon. 

fuckyeah1990s:

i need to play this again soon. 

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