katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

englishmajorinrepair:

Mason jar shot glass. Life made.

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

(Source: win98se)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip)

cyndaphil:

ash was RIPPED and we didn’t even know???????????

(Source: therandominmyhead)

am-eric-an:

lost-moonlight:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

He’s looks so cool

duuuude

(Source: theflavourofyourlips)

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

puppyclub:

heathers-rivera:

there is always hope 

i live for this post

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:




i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids




#party games#fun games#funny#lol#drinking games


I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH
nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:




i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids




#party games#fun games#funny#lol#drinking games


I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH
nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:




i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids




#party games#fun games#funny#lol#drinking games


I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH
nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:




i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids




#party games#fun games#funny#lol#drinking games


I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

(Source: teenagenicks)